Chapter 1

Once upon a time, there lived a barbarian called Dave. Dave was a very playful, naughty, stinky, ugly, rude and barbaric barbarian. Well, he's a barbarian, of cause he's barbaric.

One day, instead of staying home to do his homework as told by his mum, Dave left the cave and wandered around the jungle instead. While Dave was busy stuffing his mouth with poisonous berries, a Tyrannosaurus Rex happened to pass by. Dave the air-head picked up a rock and aimed it at the Rex's head. Dino's eye. The rock hit the Rex right at the head in between the eyes. Of course, the dinosaur got very angry and started chasing Dave around the jungle. Dave ran on his feet and proceeded to swing from branch to branch on the trees like his super cute cousin brother, Tarzan. Though, Tarzan did a better job at this. Dave had no skills at all. Instead of surfing on the branches and swinging through the air with the vines, Dave bumped his way around the trees and got tangled in the vines 8 out of 10 times.

The humonguous, ferocious and hungry Rex was catching up with Dave. Suddenly, 'plop', Dave missed a branch and fell into the quick sand. As he felt himself being pulled deeper and deeper into the sand, Dave closed his eyes and thought about his life. How he chased after crocodiles, how he climbed the Apatosaurus (also known as the long-neck dinosaur), how he hunted for bones to use as accessories. How he spent most of his time eating slugs and doing nothing. Dave thought he was gonna die. He waited, and waited, and waited. After what seemed like an hour to him (it was only 7 seconds), Dave opened his eyes. The first thing he saw right on top of his head was a big, fat dinosaur butt. 'Wham!' The Rex sat right on his head. Ah, sweet revenge. This is what you get for making a dinosaur angry.

Dave sank deeper and deeper into the sand. There was no end to it. It was a bottomless pit. Dave could not hold his breath any longer. His lungs were burning. His chest felt like it was going to explode any second. Just as he was going to give up and let go his last breath of precious oxygen, 'BEEEEEEEEEPP! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!! BEEEEEEEEE..!!' Dave was terrified. He was wondering what animal could produce such an ear splitting sound. What was that? Is it a monkey? Was Mojo Jojo trying to attack him? Or was it the evil ninja monkeys? Or were the dinosaurs planning a war against mankind? Or maybe Chicken Little brought the aliens back to Earth to steal all his poisonous berries? Dave didn't know the answer. He had no idea at all. Dave climber out of the stinking man-hole onto the bustling streets of New York.